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Published on 18:15 GMT

Viral trend has jokesters thinking outside the box when ordering Jersey Mike’s subs ‘Mike’s Way’

If you’ve been to Jersey Mike’s Subs, chances are you’ve been faced with the question of whether or not you’d like your sandwich prepared “Mike’s Way.” After the sandwich gets dressed in its other toppings, customers who dare to go Mike’s Way get a …

Source: KPRC - Texas - Neutral
Published on 19:39 GMT

The Best Dad Jokes For Father’s Day 2025 in NJ

As you get ready to celebrate Father's Day 2025 in New Jersey, here are some of the best Dad Jokes we could find for the festivities. Dad Jokes For Father's Day Father's Day is a special day to show love and to put a smile on the faces of the …

Source: WOBM New Jersey - Neutral
Published on 20:53 GMT

"He is definitely 10 feet tall": George Kittle and Pat McAfee get their jokes off over Travis Kelce's height difference ...

Pat McAfee poked fun at how massive Travis Kelce appeared standing next to Taylor Swift during the couple’s public outing at the Stanley Cup Final. On Friday, San Francisco 49ers tight end George Kittle leaned into the fun. The moment came on an episode of …

Source: Sportskeeda - Neutral
Published on 23:25 GMT

Nothing but fun at the library!

Absolute Science Bubble Workshop Monday, June 16, 9 a.m. – noon Join us for an amazing, hands-on bubble workshop for kids of all ages! The event is free to attend, but attendees must pick up a ticket in advance, to reserve their time slot. Tickets will be …

Source: Newton Daily News - Iowa - Pending
Published on 20:32 GMT

“People judge no matter what”: JoJo Siwa shares disappointment over Miley Cyrus’s joke about bringing her back out of ...

JoJo Siwa has publicly responded to Miley Cyrus's recent joke about bringing her "back out" of the closet, expressing her disappointment while acknowledging Cyrus likely meant no harm. The incident stems from a video message Cyrus recorded …

Source: Sportskeeda - Neutral
Published on 17:01 GMT

JoJo Siwa Wasn’t Laughing at Miley Cyrus’s Closet Joke

Photo-Illustration: by The Cut; Photos: Getty Images Now we know for sure: JoJo Siwa does not find jokes about her sexuality funny. The 22-year-old, who has previously publicly identified as lesbian, made headlines after confirming she was dating her …

Source: New York Mag - Left-wing
Published on 22:14 GMT

'Wylde Pak' brings Korean American family life to Nickelodeon with heart, humor

"Wylde Pak," a new animated series exploring heartfelt and hilarious dynamics of a modern Korean American family, officially debuted on June 6 on U.S. cable channel Nickelodeon. The show sets itself apart by highlighting relatable experiences of …

Source: The Korea Times - Center-left
Published on 20:33 GMT

The Scoop with Coop: Rapid fire 'dad jokes' for Father's Day

Our listeners have been submitting their best "dad jokes" over the past week or so as part of our current contest for Father's Day. How does one organize a Father's Day contest in space? You Planet. Listen to the latest edition of The …

Source: West Central Online - Pending
Published on 21:14 GMT

Chris Matthews says it's fair to call Obama's Iran nuclear deal a 'joke'

Chris Matthews said President Trump rightly thought of predecessor Barack Obama's Iran nuclear deal as a joke. NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles! Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews offered surprising criticism of former President Obama on Friday …

Source: Fox News - Right-wing
Published on 19:36 GMT

Jon Stewart slams ABC as ‘stupid’ after ‘f------ joke’ firing of Terry Moran

The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart isn’t holding back when it comes to his thoughts about ABC News’ decision to dismiss Terry Moran following a critical social media post of President Donald Trump. Moran revealed he had been axed by the network after his since- …

Source: Irish Star - Center-left
Published on 16:30 GMT

No political jokes in Springfield, says Simpsons creator Groening

Like many American families struggling for unity in the polarised United States, The Simpsons have decided to avoid political jokes, the creator of the series Matt Groening told AFP. Despite the potential for storylines and humour, Groening ruled out …

Source: eNCA - Neutral
Published on 17:01 GMT

Jon Stewart calls ABC a 'f--king joke' over Terry Moran firing

"The Daily Show" legend Jon Stewart is not mincing words about ABC News' choice to let go of Terry Moran after a controversial tweet criticizing President Donald Trump. Moran disclosed that he was cut from the network following his now- …

Source: The Mirror US - Left-wing
Published on 17:01 GMT

Disney+ fans gripped by award-winning period drama hailed as 'better than Downton Abbey' with perfect Rotten Tomatoes ...

Have YOU got a story? Email tips@dailymail.com By ALESIA FIDDLER Published: 11:57 EDT, 13 June 2025 | Updated: 11:59 EDT, 13 June 2025 TV fans have been gripped by an award-winning period drama hailed as 'better than Downton Abbey'. The Durrells …

Source: Daily Mail - Right-wing
Published on 17:38 GMT

Stephen King makes NSFW Trump joke in most hilarious takedown yet

Stephen King doesn't hold back on making his feelings about Donald Trump known, and amid an ongoing feud between Musk and the president, fans are remembering his most savage takedown yet. The iconic horror author returned to Elon Musk’s social platform …

Source: Indy100 - Left-wing
Published on 19:59 GMT

Hilary Duff Says Last Album Breathe In. Breathe Out. Lacked 'Major Success,' Jokes to Fans: 'Don't Let It Happen Again'

NEED TO KNOW Hilary Duff honored the 10th anniversary of Breathe In. Breathe Out. on Instagram In the post, she addressed the album not becoming a "major success" and joked that fans shouldn't "let it happen again" Breathe In. …

Source: People - New York - Indeterminate
Published on 22:28 GMT

'This isn’t a joke': CBS12 News producer takes shelter in Israeli bomb bunker

JERUSALEM (CBS12) — A CBS12 News producer visiting Israel took shelter underground this week as tensions between Israel and Iran erupted into direct strikes and retaliation. What began as a spiritual journey for our producer Sam Sullivan turned into a …

Source: CBS 12 - Florida - Center-right
Published on 15:52 GMT

Family Fun Day brings crowd out to Bryan Memorial Park

(Times-Commoner Photo by Dennis Rosenberger) Piper Kannedy (right), of Centralia, holds still as Shannon Galloway (left), from Freedom Church in Salem, finishes up a design she painted on her cheek on Saturday during Family Fun Day at Bryan Memorial Park …

Source: Salem Times-Commoner - Illinois - Pending
Published on 20:51 GMT

Fun Crate Grow a Garden: All items, crate price, and more

Grow a Garden has a variety of cosmetic items that you can purchase and add to your garden to make it stand out or customize it to your liking. A lot of players prefer going for the Fun Crate, which gives you access to items like the Swing Set and the …

Source: Sportskeeda - Neutral
Published on 15:50 GMT

Downtown Eaton’s Community Fun Fest returns this Saturday

<p>EATON — Get ready for an afternoon full of family fun, live music, and community as Downtown Eaton’s Community Fun Fest returns on Saturday, June 14, from 3 to 7 p.m. in the heart of the city.</p> <p>This free, …

Source: The Register Herald - Ohio - Pending

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Published on March 14, 2025 - 14:56 GMT

Dispatches From the Front Lines of Trump’s War on Democracy

“My generals” running the Pentagon? “My lawyers” running the Department of Justice? “My” main money man and his group of young techies illegally shutting down programs Congress voted to support and fund? What we have here is a hostile takeover of the U. …

Source: Op/Ed
Published on June 13, 2025 - 15:54 GMT

Summer safety tips: How to avoid heat stroke, sunburn, drowning, fireworks injuries and more

During hot summer months, the potential for injuries caused by things like heat, outdoor activity and fireworks is high. As a pediatric emergency medicine doctor and a surgeon who specializes in complex burn care, we want to help you enjoy the warm season …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 22:00 GMT

50 Years After Fall of Saigon, Brian Thuan Luu Shares Epic Escape and Story of Resilience in Flashlight in the Ocean

Luu's Memoir Chronicles Harrowing Solo Journey from war-torn Vietnam to freedom in America at the age of 13. NASHVILLE, TN, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- NASHVILLE, TN – From the depths of uncertainty to a life built on …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 19:47 GMT

Critical Ballot Info from Todd J. Stein as Early Voting Begins for District Leader AD76 Part A

Todd J. Stein Heads Into Early Voting for District Leader AD76 Part A with Critical Ballot Instructions for Voters NEW YORK CITY, NY, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- As early voting begins this weekend, Todd J. Stein, …

Distribution channels: Culture, Society & Lifestyle, Human Rights ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 17:00 GMT

Legislature Restores $40 Million for LGBTQ+ Health Equity Programs in State Budget

California LGBTQ+ Leaders Call on Governor Newsom to Maintain Health Equity Funding in Final Budget Agreement SACRAMENTO, CA, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The California Health Equity Coalition strongly commends the State …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 16:50 GMT

VETCOMM US Celebrates Its Employees and Growth: A Story of Resiliency

VETCOMM US Marks One Year of Exceptional Veteran Support with Customer Service Milestone and Key Leadership Promotions SAN DIEGO, CA, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- VETCOMM US, an organization dedicated to helping veterans …

Distribution channels: Business & Economy, Companies ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 16:00 GMT

Moving Ahead Services Successfully Completes Major Election Equipment Deployment Across Allegheny County

Local moving company delivers 633 polling machines and essential equipment to over 400 locations in coordinated two-week operation PITTSBURGH, PA, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Moving Ahead Services, a trusted local moving …

Distribution channels: Business & Economy, Companies ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 13:39 GMT

Hyde School Senior Robert Kosar Honored for Excellence in U.S. Governmental History

Hyde senior Robert Kosar honored for excellence in U.S. Government; praised for civic insight. He will attend Kent State University this fall. BATH, ME, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Hyde School is proud to announce that …

Distribution channels: Culture, Society & Lifestyle, Education ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 13:15 GMT

U.S. Army’s Recruiting Transformation Reveals Strategic Blueprint for Internal Communications Success

NEW YORK, NY, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- A new analysis from RAPP’s Senior Vice President of Account Leadership, Cecil Wolberton, positions the U.S. Army’s revamped recruiting approach as a model for corporate communicators aiming …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 13:00 GMT

KiDS Campaign Rallies World on Father’s Day with Launch of Global Warning Label Day

Partnership of nearly 40 organizations on 6 continents demand action from Big Tech Executives on Father's Day in many countries across the world BLOOMINGTON, MN, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- With just days to go before …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 11:00 GMT

Dr. Bernard WH Jennings Appointed to Board of Foundation for Youth and Economic Development

Dr. Bernard WH Jennings joins FYED Board to expand youth justice, economic access, and equity programs across Miami-Dade. MIAMI-DADE, FL, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- In a significant development for Miami-Dade’s youth and …

Distribution channels: Business & Economy, Education ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 11:00 GMT

TravelingWiki Online Resource Database Now Covers the 10 Busiest US Airports; Expects to Cover 150 Airports by EOY

TravelingWiki Now Offers Free Resources in English, Spanish, French, German, Mandarin, Japanese, Hebrew, Arabic, Portuguese, Hindi, Twi, Vietnamese & Russian. DENVER, CO, UNITED STATES, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- TravelingWiki …

Distribution channels: Aviation & Aerospace Industry, Healthcare & Pharmaceuticals Industry ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 22:51 GMT

Mayor Michelle Wu and LGBTQ+ Advancement Announce New Legal Services Grants and Resources to Better Support LGBTQ+ ...

Mayor Michelle Wu and the Mayor’s Office of LGBTQ+ Advancement (MOLA) ahead of tomorrow’s annual Pride parade announced a series of new initiatives to support LGBTQ+ residents across Boston. To expand access to free legal services for residents, MOLA is …

Distribution channels: U.S. Politics
Published on June 13, 2025 - 10:18 GMT

Alona Lebedieva: Suspension of GDP Warrant Payments Is in the Interest of the Economy

KYIV, UKRAINE, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- At the end of May, the Ministry of Finance of Ukraine confirmed that it would not proceed with the scheduled GDP warrant payment of $665 million due on June 2. This decision stems from the …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 19:09 GMT

Oversight Republicans Investigate Funding Behind Los Angeles Riots Linked to Chinese Communist Party

WASHINGTON––House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.), Taskforce on the Declassification of Federal Secrets Chairwoman Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.), and Subcommittee on Delivering on Government Efficiency Chairwoman …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 19:09 GMT

DOGE Subcommittee Chairwoman Greene Investigates Planned Parenthood’s Misuse of Federal Funds

WASHINGTON—Subcommittee on Delivering on Government Efficiency (DOGE) Chairwoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) today launched an investigation into Planned Parenthood’s misuse of federal funds for abortion and so-called “gender affirming care” procedures …

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Published on June 13, 2025 - 19:09 GMT

Comer & Higgins Investigate Sanctuary Governor Newsom and Mayor Bass Over Violent LA Riots

WASHINGTON—House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) and Subcommittee on Federal Law Enforcement Chairman Clay Higgins (R-La.) today are launching an investigation into the violent riots in Los Angeles that are …

Distribution channels: U.S. Politics
Published on June 13, 2025 - 07:04 GMT

Industry takes unprecedented step to drive Antarctic marine protection

At the UN Ocean Conference 2025, Aker QRILL Company announced its ongoing advocacy and amitions to protect 70% of the Antarctic Peninsula. NICE, FRANCE, June 13, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- (𝘕𝘐𝘊𝘌, 𝘍𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘊𝘌 – 12 𝘑𝘶𝘯𝘦 2025) 𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗡 𝗢𝗰𝗲𝗮𝗻 …

Distribution channels: Agriculture, Farming & Forestry Industry, Business & Economy ...
Published on June 13, 2025 - 15:32 GMT

Council Backs Blue Ribbon Commission to Address Downtown Office Vacancies and Revenue Loss

The Council adopted a resolution supporting the creation of a Blue Ribbon Commission to study and address the rising number of office vacancies across Downtown Boston — a growing challenge that has major implications for the city’s economy and long-term …

Distribution channels: U.S. Politics
Published on June 13, 2025 - 15:32 GMT

Council Denounces Renaming of Navy Ships

During this week’s Council meeting, the Council passed a resolution strongly denouncing the federal decision to rename several U.S. Navy ships, including the USNS Harvey Milk, a vessel named in honor of the pioneering gay rights activist and Navy veteran. …

Distribution channels: U.S. Politics
Published on June 13, 2025 - 15:32 GMT

June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month

The Council has adopted a resolution officially recognizing June as Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month in the City of Boston. The measure highlights the importance of addressing men’s mental health as a public health priority and calls for greater …

Distribution channels: U.S. Politics
Published on June 13, 2025 - 15:32 GMT

Planning Department Advances New Cancer Hospital In Longwood Medical Area

The Planning Department this month recommended approval of four new development projects to the BPDA Board. All were approved. The newly approved development projects represent approximately 825,786 square feet (SF), will create 88 new residential units, …

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Published on March 14, 2025 - 14:56 GMT

Dispatches From the Front Lines of Trump’s War on Democracy

“My generals” running the Pentagon? “My lawyers” running the Department of Justice? “My” main money man and his group of young techies illegally shutting down programs Congress voted to support and fund? What we have here is a hostile takeover of the U. …

Source: Op/Ed
Published on February 14, 2025 - 08:06 GMT

Use Your Cell Phone Camera to Help Save U.S. Democracy

Along with more than two million others, I subscribe to a daily newsletter written by historian Heather Cox Richardson (https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/). Richardson meshes her deep knowledge of history with insightful and valuable …

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