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Ex-Emmanuel College administrator arrested for offering to pay students ‘for some fun,’ solicited 13-year-old, complaint ...

A former assistant admissions administrator at Emmanuel College who allegedly offered to pay a 17-year-old prospective student “for some fun,” similarly propositioned a 13-year-old, court records show. Jacob Henriques, 29, of Boston was arrested Friday on …

Source: The Boston Globe - Massachusetts - Neutral
Published on May 5, 2025

‘They Can’t Take A Joke’: Trump Pushes Back At Critics Of Image Of Him As Pope

Topline President Donald Trump said he “had nothing to do with” a photo of him as the pope that was posted on his Truth Social account and the White House’s official X account last Friday, and suggested it shouldn’t diminish the substance of official …

Source: Forbes - Neutral
Published on May 5, 2025

Douglas County supervisor leaves legacy of humor, mentorship

SUPERIOR — A rose rested on the table by Sam Pomush’s seat in the Government Center Thursday as the Douglas County Administration Committee discussed financial reports and timber sale reserves. Douglas County Clerk Kaci Lundgren placed the rose to remember …

Source: Superior Telegram - Minnesota - Pending
Published on 04:42 GMT

What’s in a (papal) name? Some history and humor

Pope Francis joked more than once about the name he was expecting his successor to choose ... In 2022, Pope Francis joked that a pope would go to the upcoming World Youth Day, but he didn’t know if it would be him or "Pope John XXIV." This wasn’t …

Source: Aleteia - Neutral
Published on May 5, 2025

Weapon X-Men Are No Longer Bigger Than Jesus Thanks To Marvel Comics

Posted in: Comics, Comics Publishers, Current News, Marvel Comics, X-Men | Tagged: joe casey, Weapon X-Men Weapon X-Men are no longer bigger than Jesus thanks to Marvel Comics... and Deadpool, of course... Weapon X-Men #3's original Deadpool dialogue …

Source: Bleeding Cool - Illinois - Neutral
Published on 00:09 GMT

‘Game Changer’ Recap: Episode 3 (‘Earnest-est’) Brings Joker Auditions, Drops Bits for Belly Buttons and Spends $15K on ...

Spoiler alert: Details follow for Season 7, Episode 3 of “Game Changer,” which premiered May 5 on Dropout. The bit-o-meter is dead. The Seal songs have been sung — twice. And three comedians just bared their souls (and navels) in what may be one of the …

Source: Variety - Neutral
Published on May 5, 2025

50 Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Lover LOL

There’s a time and place for just about everything, including dirty knock-knock jokes. (No, really.) You might still mentally associate them with creepy dudes and inappropriate comments at office parties of yore, but in some ways, times have changed for …

Source: Cosmopolitan - Left-wing
Published on May 5, 2025

10 mins ago early and often early and often Trump’s Pope Post Shows His Unholy Narcissism By Ed Kilgore He didn’t let ...

Omnis Genuflectitur! (Everyone kneel.) Photo: realDonaldTrump/Truth Social Donald Trump has a clear comprehension of his cultlike status among his followers. Until recently, his most remarkable reflection on the invulnerability he enjoys in MAGA …

Source: New York Mag - Left-wing
Published on May 5, 2025

Trump says image of him as pope was 'maybe' AI as he slams media for failing to 'take a joke'

20:33, 05 May 2025Updated 20:33, 05 May 2025 Donald Trump said the controversial image of him looking like the pope that was posted to the official White House social media accounts was "maybe" AI as he slammed some Catholics and the media for …

Source: Irish Star - Center-left
Published on May 5, 2025

Trump shrugs off criticism of AI photo of him as the pope: 'They can't take a joke'

President Trump dismissed a question asking him about Catholics who were bothered by the artificial intelligence-created image of him dressed like a pope, blaming it instead on the media. “Oh, I see, you mean they can’t take a joke? You don’t mean the …

Source: The Washington Times - Right-wing
Published on May 5, 2025

Trump defends White House account sharing photo of him dressed like pope: 'Did it in fun'

By Ryan Foley, Christian Post Reporter Monday, May 05, 2025 President Donald Trump speaks with the media during a press conference at the White House with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell (left) and Washington D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser. | YouTube/The …

Source: The Christian Post - Washington D.C. - Right-wing
Published on 01:53 GMT

Rahul Vaidya says Virat Kohli blocked him after joke about Avneet Kaur

Rahul Vaidya jokes as he hints at Virat liking post for Avneet At first, Rahul shared a video on his Instagram Stories saying, "Main kehna chahta hoon ki aaj ke baad aisa ho sakta hai ki algorithm bohot saare photos like karde jo maine nahi kare. So, …

Source: Hindustan Times - Indeterminate
Published on May 5, 2025

‘They Can’t Take a Joke!’ Trump Scolds Critics of AI Pope Image When Pressed By Fox Reporter — Claims ‘Catholics Loved ...

President Donald Trump distanced himself from the photoshopped image posted to his Truth Social account depicting him as Pope — while still defending it. During a media engagement Monday in the Oval Office, Fox News Senior White House Correspondent Jacqui …

Source: Mediaite - New York - Left-wing
Published on May 5, 2025

Review: Six Point’s ‘God’ is withering, comforting, takes on gun rights and tells jokes

“Faith is the sausage that’s best not seen made,” God tells us. Playwright David Javerbaum cut his teeth on “The Daily Show,” and the humor in “Act” is similarly withering. The show does not shy away from any of the issues of the day. In fact, it takes on …

Source: Star Tribune - Minnesota - Center-left
Published on May 5, 2025

Trump calls AI pope image a joke, but experts say it’s no laughing matter

By James Oliphant and Steve Holland WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Donald Trump on Monday dismissed the backlash against an AI-generated image of him as the pope posted by the White House on social media, saying it was a harmless joke, but communications …

Source: The Gazette - Colorado - Neutral
Published on May 5, 2025

Godfrey to Host Annual Youth Fishing Derby for Free Family Fun

GODFREY - The Village of Godfrey will host their annual Youth Fishing Derby. On Saturday, May 10, 2025, community members can stop by Glazebrook Park in Godfrey for a free catch-and-release fishing derby. Registration starts at 9 a.m. and fishing runs from …

Source: EdGlenToday - Illinois - Pending
Published on May 5, 2025

"Catholics loved it": Trump says people bothered by his AI pope image "can't take a joke"

Donald Trump might be in the running with God for most important entity in the minds of American Evangelicals, but he's still got quite a bit to learn about religion. The president, who isn't above holding a Bible like a dead rat to goose his …

Source: Salon - Left-wing
Published on May 5, 2025

The Spring 2025 K-Comics Guide Our companion to the Manga Guide, the K-Comics Guide, is here! With titles ranging from ...

by The ANN Editorial Team, May 5th 2025 Welcome to Anime News Network's Spring 2025 K-Comics Guide, the companion to our manga guide! Every included manhwa was published in March or April or is an upcoming May release, although some are ongoing titles …

Source: Anime News Network - Pending
Published on 03:57 GMT

CHLA Study Finds Aqueous Humor Liquid Biopsy is Safe for Children With Retinoblastoma

Newswise — Liquid biopsy was pioneered at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles as an effective test for retinoblastoma, the most common eye cancer in babies and toddlers. Traditional biopsy is invasive and risks spreading cancer outside the eye. The CHLA …

Source: Newswise - Neutral

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Published on March 14, 2025 - 14:56 GMT

Dispatches From the Front Lines of Trump’s War on Democracy

“My generals” running the Pentagon? “My lawyers” running the Department of Justice? “My” main money man and his group of young techies illegally shutting down programs Congress voted to support and fund? What we have here is a hostile takeover of the U. …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 18:55 GMT

Understanding Louisiana’s Laws on Defective Household Appliances and Consumer Injuries

OPELOUSAS, LA, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Malfunctioning household appliances can pose serious risks to consumers. From electric stoves and space heaters to refrigerators and washing machines, defective products have the …

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Published on May 6, 2025 - 00:00 GMT

AMRT Satellite Technology Uncovers Significant Mineral Assets at Historic Oregon Mine

Abandoned Mine Expected to Roar Back to Life with Massive Results thanks to AMRT Satellite Scan Technology MESA, AZ, UNITED STATES, May 6, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- CC Explorations, a leading satellite-based mineral exploration company, today …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 23:39 GMT

Tourism Continued To Support Ventura County's Economy in 2024

Travel industry grows in Ventura County; locals urged to keep travel dollars in-state to boost economy. VENTURA COUNTY, CA, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Tourism spending in Ventura County reached $1.93 Billion in 2024, …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 19:14 GMT

Javier Palomarez, USHBC President, Commends Virginia for Leading the Nation in Reducing Fentanyl Overdoses

WASHINGTON DC, DC, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The United States Hispanic Business Council (USHBC) commends Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin and First Lady Suzanne S. Youngkin for tackling the fentanyl crisis head-on through …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 18:46 GMT

Inside the Fire Code: What NYC Restaurants Need to Know About Hood Cleaning

BROOKLYN, NY, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- New York City restaurants are facing a hidden threat that often goes unnoticed: neglected kitchen exhaust hoods. FDNY data show nearly 200 restaurant fires occur in NYC each year, …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 18:15 GMT

Safe Surfin' Foundation Selects Kevin Donovan As VP, Bringing Decades of Global Leadership & Passion for Internet Safety

FLOYD, VA, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The Safe Surfin’ Foundation is excited to announce Kevin Donovan as its new Vice President. With over 30 years of global leadership experience in sports, entertainment, technology, and …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 17:06 GMT

VetComm Honors Military Appreciation Month by Empowering Veterans to Access Their VA Disability Benefits

Veteran-founded organization provides guidance and advocacy to help veterans navigate the VA benefits process during Military Appreciation Month and beyond. SAN DIEGO, CA, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- As the nation observes …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 15:39 GMT

AMMWEC to Host Capitol Hill Event: "Towards a Broader Abraham Accords: Embracing Asia's Potential"

WASHINGTON, DC, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- The American Muslim & Multifaith Women’s Empowerment Council (AMMWEC) will be hosting an upcoming Capitol Hill event titled "Towards a Broader Abraham Accords: Embracing …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 15:00 GMT

Medicaid Patients Using Telepsychiatry Associated With Reduced Hospital Admissions

Montana Study Identifies 38% Lower Hospitalization Rates and Similar Total Healthcare Costs Among Remote Care Recipients BILLINGS, MT, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Medicaid patients with psychiatric disorders who received …

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Published on May 6, 2025 - 02:27 GMT

Credit Suisse Services AG Admits to Conspiring with U.S. Taxpayers to Hide Assets and Income in Offshore Accounts and ...

Credit Suisse Services AG pleaded guilty and was sentenced today to conspiring to hide more than $4 billion from the IRS in at least 475 offshore accounts. The guilty plea by the Swiss corporation is the result of a years-long investigation by U.S. law …

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Published on May 6, 2025 - 02:27 GMT

The Justice Department announces First Amendment investigation into Washington State’s new anti-Catholic law, Senate ...

The Justice Department today announced it has opened a civil rights investigation into the development and passage of Washington State Senate Bill 5375, signed into law on May 2, 2025, by Governor Bob Ferguson, which appears on its face to violate the …

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Published on May 6, 2025 - 02:27 GMT

U.S. Department of Justice Announces Civil Rights Investigation into the Consideration of Race in Prosecutorial Decision ...

Under our Constitution, no government may distribute different burdens or benefits on the basis of race without facing strict judicial scrutiny. This is especially true in the criminal justice system. Any attempt to subject Americans to different …

Distribution channels: U.S. Politics
Published on May 6, 2025 - 02:25 GMT

Comer Applauds President Trump’s Executive Order Banning Dangerous, Taxpayer-Funded Gain-of-Function Research

Evidence shows U.S. funded gain of function research on bat coronaviruses in Wuhan, China ignited deadly pandemic WASHINGTON—House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) today applauded President Donald Trump’s …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 13:00 GMT

The Law Office of Gary A. Farrell Recently Featured on Close Up Radio

NEW YORK, NY, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Gary Farrell, Esq. is a respected and honored criminal defense attorney handling everything from misdemeanors like shoplifting to serial murders. He did not start out to be this kind …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 13:00 GMT

First 5 California Welcomes Anthony Pane as New Chief Counsel

First 5 California proudly announces the appointment of Anthony Pane as its new Chief Counsel. SACRAMENTO, CA, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- First 5 California proudly announces the appointment of Anthony Pane as its new Chief …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 12:45 GMT

Veteran M&A Attorney Joins Spiro Harrison & Nelson to Lead Corporate Business Transactions Practice Group

Spiro Harrison & Nelson Continues Strategic Growth with Addition of Industry Leader RED BANK, NJ, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Bringing its headcount to 25 attorneys, Spiro Harrison & Nelson is pleased to announce …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 12:38 GMT

Global Immigration Partners PLLC Strengthens Its Position as a Leading U.S. Immigration Law Firm

Global Immigration Partners PLLC Strengthens Its Position as a Leading U.S. Immigration Law Firm Experts in E2 Visa, L1 Visa, and EB-5 Green Card Solutions WASHINGTON DC, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Global …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 12:15 GMT

Allocore Completes Acquisition of RiverNorth

ARLINGTON, VA, UNITED STATES, May 5, 2025 /⁨EINPresswire.com⁩/ -- Allocore, a leading provider of federal loan, grant, and fraud prevention technology, announced it has completed its acquisition of RiverNorth, a firm specializing in lending and …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 23:27 GMT

City Of Boston Sues Trump Administration To Defend Critical Housing And Homelessness Funding

Mayor Wu joins multicity lawsuit challenging HUD’s unlawful attempt to withhold $48 million in previously-awarded funds to provide housing and services for people experiencing homelessness. Mayor Michelle Wu today announced that the City of Boston joined a …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 23:27 GMT

Mayor Wu, Community Celebrate Groundbreaking of $30.9 Million New Fields Corner Branch

Mayor Michelle Wu today joined Boston Public Library (BPL) officials and Fields Corner community members to highlight the start of construction of the new Fields Corner Branch. The $30.9 million construction project will create a new two-story building …

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Published on May 5, 2025 - 21:08 GMT

Committee Cliff Notes: Weekly Preview – Week of May 5, 2025

Here’s what to watch for from House Republican committees during the week: Agriculture On Tuesday, May 6, the Subcommittee on Commodity Markets, Digital Assets, and Rural Development and the House Financial Services Subcommittee on Digital Assets, …

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Published on March 14, 2025 - 14:56 GMT

Dispatches From the Front Lines of Trump’s War on Democracy

“My generals” running the Pentagon? “My lawyers” running the Department of Justice? “My” main money man and his group of young techies illegally shutting down programs Congress voted to support and fund? What we have here is a hostile takeover of the U. …

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Published on February 14, 2025 - 08:06 GMT

Use Your Cell Phone Camera to Help Save U.S. Democracy

Along with more than two million others, I subscribe to a daily newsletter written by historian Heather Cox Richardson (https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/). Richardson meshes her deep knowledge of history with insightful and valuable …

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